The Talking Dog One day, a man saw a sign that said, "Talking Dog for Sale!" Curious, he went to the house.







 He asked the dog, "Can you talk?" "Yep," said the dog. "Wow! Tell me about your life!" The dog replied,


 "I’ve lived a very interesting life. I worked as a spy for the CIA, saved a few lives, and... ate a lot of snacks." The man blinked. "I’ll take him!" The owner said, "He’s free. He’s a liar."