The Lazy Cat



A man called his cat, “Come here, Whiskers!”
The cat stared at him lazily.

 


“Come on, Whiskers!”
The cat slowly blinked, as if saying, “Is it really worth getting up for?”
The man sighed. “I wish you were a dog.”

 


The cat yawned, stretched, and sauntered over.
“You mean,” the cat replied, “You wish I was loyal enough to get up... but not too

 

 

loyal to be annoying?”
The man nodded. "Exactly!"